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Video: Penguins announcer finds comedy in aviation fatalities

Greg Wyshynski | December 22, 2009

The Hobey Baker Award is given annually to the top male NCAA hockey player. Its namesake, Hobey Baker, was a star athlete between 1911-1914 before enlisting in the U.S. Air Force, where he was a pilot during World War I. Tragically, he died in a postwar plane crash in Toul, France in 1918, at age 26.

Funny stuff, right? At least it was to Pittsburgh Penguins announcer Paul Steigerwald of Fox Sports Pittsburgh, who cracked one of the most awkward on-air jokes in recent memory last night during their game against the New Jersey Devils.

For the video-less, a quick transcript:

Bob Errey: "The Hobey Baker winner went down, real hard. Our Subway sandwich of the game."

Paul Steigerwald: "Not as hard as Hobey Baker went down, though. He went down in a plane crash."

Then there’s some muttering and giggling; with Steigerwald apparently realizing that he wasn’t at the Friar’s Club, saying he wasn’t trying to make light of "how he left us," while asking Errey not to "start" as the laughing begins.

As Adam Gretz points out, Baker was actually killed 91 years to the day of Steigerwald’s comment. Who says he doesn’t have comedic timing?

Now, we’re nearing a century removed from the incident, so it’s not exactly "too soon" for this punchline. We were ready to excuse it, actually … until reader John Mozena hit us on Twitter with the following: "Hobey was friends w/ my grandfather, flew in WW1 together. I’m not a PC/sensitive guy but I thought it was classless."

OK, fair enough. This is getting enough play to the point where an on-air apology during the next Pens’ broadcast is likely.

Stick-tap to the Pens Experience for the story.

The top 10 NHL shootout goals of the last decade

Sean Leahy | December 22, 2009

(No, the first decade of the 21st century doesn’t technically end until 2011. Save your bellyaching. But we’ve had nine NHL seasons and one stolen from us since 1999-2000, and Yahoo! Sports has decided it’s time to rank the best and worst of the last "decade." Enjoy, and snark freely in the comments.)

Unless you’re new around here, you already know we’re not big fans of the shootout. (OK, I’m running thin about it and Wysh, well, let’s just use the word "dislike" when it comes to his opinion.) The one good thing about the shootout is that it got rid of the dreaded tie. Nothing’s worse than investing three hours of your life into a sporting event and leaving your couch or arena without a victor.

According to NHLShootouts.com, there have been 714 shootouts since the NHL decided to implement the game-decider the season after the lockout in 2005; that’s 13.1 percent of the 5,450 post-lockout games. While the shootout remains a debatable issue among hockey fans, we’ve seen the creativity of NHL players come out and unleash their top notch skill in a 1-on-1 battle.

With that, here are the top 10 NHL shootouts of the past decade ….

10. Alex Ovechkin(notes) brings some fun to All-Star Weekend (Jan. 24, 2009)

While other NHL’ers participating in the "trick shot" shootout attempted their best moves that they’d only dream of trying during practice, Ovechkin lightened the mood at Bell Centre before his final attempt (0:40 mark of the clip) by skating over to Evgeni Malkin(notes), who handed him a fishing hat which included a Canadian flag, along with sunglasses.

Before he attempted his last try, Malkin gave Ovechkin the complimentary Gatorade spritz. It wasn’t the prettiest of shootout attempts, but who can blame Ovechkin for trying to bring a little humor to All-Star Weekend?

9. Henrik Zetterberg(notes) channels his inner Forsberg  (Jan. 10, 2007)

As Doc Emrick referenced in the clip, Zetterberg pulls the Peter Forsberg(notes) move here, but unfortunately for Hank, Swedish government officials aren’t about to make it into a stamp.

8. Sam Gagner’s(notes) hands exhaust Giguere  (Oct. 28, 2007)

The running theme with most of these goals is how silly some of the goaltenders are made to look. Gagner made enough dekes in this move against the Anaheim Ducks that Jean-Sebastien Giguere(notes) gives up mid-save attempt, when he starts to move one way and the Edmonton Oilers forward is about to score in the opposite direction. What a deflating feeling.

7. Jussi Jokinen(notes) on his way to owning the shootout  (Jan. 14, 2006)

The king of the shootout (26-for-47 lifetime), Jokinen’s main move is what has given him much success, not his take on Forsberg’s above. Jokinen’s domination has relied on that one move and it’s amazing to think that NHL goaltenders haven’t smartened up and just decided to bum-rush him once he skated between the circles.

6. Jason Blake(notes) spins like Denis Savard (Dec. 16, 2008)

Blake’s spin move against an unsuspecting Scott Clemmensen(notes) started a bit of controversy about whether or not it’s a legal move in the shootout. Smaller players like Blake, Pierre-Marc Bouchard(notes) and Martin St. Louis(notes) have all used the spin-o-rama to success and despite it violating the letter of the law, they’re still legal today (and rightly so).

5. Rick Nash’s(notes) version of the "stanky leg" (Nov. 13, 2009)

Nash said afterwards that he accidentally lost his balance before putting the winner past J.S. Giguere. We don’t believe him and encourage other NHL’ers to throw goaltenders off their game by coming in on goal skate-first and then shooting. Giguere was likely wondering if he was about to become this decade’s Clint Malarchuk than worrying about stopping Nash’s shot.

4. Ryan Getzlaf(notes) stops and starts (Oct. 22, 2006)

It must have been a helpless feeling for Mathieu Garon(notes) who was all set to deny Getzlaf a goal only to watch the Anaheim forward pull the puck back and roof the winner. Getzlaf is only 13-for-44 in shootout attempts, but this one was a beauty.

3. Pavel Datsyuk(notes) pulls the string on Vokoun (March 21, 2006)

When he’s not rocking out to his James Brown ringtone, Detroit Red Wings star Pavel Datsyuk is busy using his hands to make wonderful hockey plays. Believe it or not, there was a second or two during Datsyuk’s attempt here that Nashville Predators goaltender Tomas Vokoun(notes) actually thought he had a chance to stop him.

2. Mike Ribeiro(notes) makes it count (April 9, 2009)

"The flavorless winner" has to be one of Dallas Stars announcer Daryl Reaugh’s great calls. Ribeiro’s known to be somewhat of a fancy boy in the shootout and like Reaugh said, if you’re going to do that kind of a move with an extra point on the line, you better make sure the puck goes in. Poor Petr Budaj is probably still looking for the puck almost nine months later.

1. Marek Malik(notes) goes to the trick bag (Nov. 26, 2005)

The utter disbelief in Mike Crispino of the MSG Network’s voice was the universal feeling for the entire Madison Square Garden crowd and, most likely, Olaf Kolzig(notes) as well.

It’s not often we see such moves from a 6-6, 240-pound defenseman, but his circus act ended a lengthy, 15-round shootout between the New York Rangers and Washington Capitals and gave Blueshirt fans their only favorable memory of Malik.

The 10 best hockey fights of the last decade

Greg Wyshynski | December 15, 2009

(No, the first decade of the 21st century doesn’t technically end until 2011. Save your bellyaching. But we’ve had nine NHL seasons and one stolen from us since 1999-2000, and Yahoo! Sports has decided it’s time to rank the best and worst of the last "decade." Enjoy, and snark freely in the comments.)

It’s been an interesting decade for hockey fighting. The lower-line fight specialists (some call them "goons") became an endangered species. Fights were demonized by critics, especially after the death of 21-year-old Don Sanderson. At the same time, fights were still in the rise in the NHL as we reached the end of the 2000s.

Those are the politics; what about the pugilists? We’ve seen some absolute slobber-knockers in the 2000s; fights that stood on their own merits without a carnival barker like Jack Edwards upping the intensity from the announcer’s booth.

What’s the best fight? We called in an expert: David Singer, the man behind the gold-standard fight site HockeyFights.com, who offered his Top 10 and some commentary on the following clips.

Here’s David Singer of HockeyFights.com with his top 10 fights of the last decade …

10. Krys Barch vs Brad May, Jan. 15, 2008

This was the third fight of 2007-08 between Brad May(notes) and Krys Barch(notes) and it was a great one. NHL rivalries rarely produce so many good tilts as quickly as this one did. (Dallas Stars vs. Anaheim Ducks)

9. Garet Hunt vs James McEwan, Feb. 3, 2007

It’d be a shame not to dip into the juniors at least one for this list, and where better than the Western League? Garet Hunt and James McEwan have already fought a total of 12 times between the juniors and minors, with a few great ones between them. May they always play in the same league. (Vancouver Giants vs. Kelowna Rockets)

8. Riley Cote vs Shawn Thornton, Oct. 27, 2007

Boston and Philadelphia are two towns that need players like this. The crowd feeds off of them, and the players feed back off the crowd. Shawn Thornton(notes) may not have P.J. Stock’s wave, but he certainly has his heart. (Philadelphia Flyers at Boston Bruins)

7. Daniel Carcillo vs Derek Dorsett Nov 26, 2008

Light heavyweights? Middleweights? Who cares. These two rack up the PIMs year after year, but each earn five the old fashioned way with this dust-up. Only Daniel Carcillo(notes) vs. George Parros(notes) might be able to up the hair factor. (Phoenix Coyotes vs. Columbus Blue Jackets)

6. Jim Vandermeer vs Aaron Downey Nov 2, 2005

A lengthy battle, that the linesmen couldn’t get in the way of. (Chicago Blackhawks vs. St. Louis Blues)

5. Jon Mirasty vs Jeremy Yablonski – always

This fight is from Dec 19, 2008, but there are five others just like it. Jon Mirasy and Jeremy Yablonski(notes), friendly off the ice, trade punches like few other pro hockey players can on it. (Syracuse Crunch vs. Binghamton Senators)

4. Graham Dearle vs Fraser Filipic, April 25, 2007

Mixing it up some, let’s travel over to the Central Hockey League for a moment. Toe-to-toe and a huge KO, this minor league scrap is among the tops of any league. (Oklahoma City Blazers vs. Colorado Eagles)

3. Jesse Boulerice vs Aaron Downey Feb 11, 2003

The greatest NHL knockout of the past ten years. Something that only happened in JCVD movies and video games before, Aaron Downey(notes) landed the best, and luckiest punch of his career. (Carolina Hurricanes vs. Dallas Stars)

2. Craig Rivet vs Bryan Marchment, Feb. 21, 2004 

Another toe-to-toe beauty. A fight in the classic NHL rivalry ending with a roaring crowd and bloody jerseys. (Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Montreal Canadiens)

1. Stephen Peat vs P.J. Stock Jan 5, 2002

The toe-to-toe fight of the decade. PJ Stock was a huge fan favorite everywhere he played, but no NHL city gave him the love Boston did, and this fight is why. Stand, throw and wave to the crowd when it’s done. Stock and Stephen Peat had two other great fights. (Washington Capitals vs. Boston Bruins)

The 10 most brutal NHL injuries of the last decade

Greg Wyshynski | November 7, 2009

(No, the first decade of the 21st century doesn’t technically end until 2011. Save your bellyaching. But we’ve had nine NHL seasons and one stolen from us since 1999-2000, and Yahoo! Sports has decided it’s time to rank the best and worst of the last "decade." Enjoy, and snark freely in the comments.)

Some of these all-decade lists are lighthearted, nostalgic compilations of the last 10 years of NHL hockey; and some of them are what you’re about to read.

The NHL has seen some truly gruesome moments since 2000. Lives were threatened. Careers were shortened. Reputations were ruined. We wish something a little more whimsical like Matt Walker’s mangled finger could have made this list. But it didn’t. 

Keep in mind that some of these injuries are ranked based not only on their severity but their impact culturally on hockey. Also keep in mind that the last 10 years have featured so many grisly incidents that the injury commemorated in the photo above is not, in fact, No. 1 overall.

These video highlights have been everywhere for the last 10 years, but please keep in mind that many are distrubing and not for all audiences. Here are the Top 10 Most Brutal NHL Injuries of the Last Decade …

10. Patrick Thoresen’s(notes) Groin, 2008

"Potentially ruptured testicle" is going to earn a player a spot on this list in any decade, as the then-Philadelphia Flyers winger attempted to block a shot by Washington Capitals defenseman Mike Green(notes) in the 2008 Eastern Conference quarterfinals and … well, he took one for the team.

As you can see, it was insult to injury: In a controversial moment, the refs allowed play to continue on the Capitals’ third-period power play, and Green scored the game-tying goal in a contest the Caps would eventually win (though they’d lose the series in seven).

Thoresen? Tests later showed that the worst fears wouldn’t be realized. He was released from the hospital, returned to the series in Game 3 and would play 14 total games in the postseason. That’s testicular fortitude.

(Honorable Mention: Nicklas Lidstrom’s(notes) "nearly catastrophic" testicle injury in 2009.)

• • •

9. Steve Yzerman’s Eye, 2004 

In Game 5 of the Western Conference semifinals in 2004, the Detroit Red Wings Hall of Famer took a puck off the eye when teammate Mathieu Schneider’s(notes) shot deflected off of Calgary Flames goalie Miikka Kiprusoff(notes). To see a star player go down like this was nothing short of horrific.

Yzerman required 4-and-a-half hours of surgery at a Detroit hospital "to repair a scratched cornea and broken bone just below his left eye." He missed the rest of the postseason and returned after the lockout wearing a face shield, which was absent when the injury occurred. Images of Stevie Y’s crimson eye became propaganda for those who wanted visors mandatory in the NHL.

(Honorable Mention: Braydon Coburn’s(notes) mangled face after taking a puck to the mug in the 2008 playoffs.)

• • •

8. Chris Clark’s(notes) Mouth, 2006

The Washington Capitals captain had kept all his teeth intact through 373 NHL games until a puck struck his face in a Nov. 2006 game against Boston. (Being a hockey player, he naturally finished his shift.) The aftermath, from the Washington Post:

Two of his top teeth are gone. Braces hold three others in place. His palate, meantime, was repaired with the aid of cadaver bone and a screw, inserted during three hours of surgery Thursday morning.

Other than attempting to eat Matt Pettinger’s(notes) brains after practice one day, Clark didn’t suffer any strange side effects from the cadaver bone implant.

• • •

7. Kurtis Foster’s(notes) Broken Leg, 2008

In March 2008, the Minnesota Wild defenseman was chasing down an icing in a race with San Jose Sharks‘ winger Torrey Mitchell(notes). Contact between the two was made, and in a flash Foster’s season was over.

Foster’s femur snapped in half and his patella cracked. Doctors worked to repair it for 10 hours. As Foster recalled in a harrowing interview with the Star Tribune:

Trying to beat out an icing, Foster was pushed from behind by Mitchell. "All I remember is my kneecap taking everything," Foster said. "Once I realized my head, neck and back were OK, I tried to move my leg and in my mind it was moving, but when I looked at my leg, it wasn’t moving. So I knew something was really wrong."

He returned to the Wild on March 7, 2009, and signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning that summer. Like Yzerman’s, the injury sparked intense debate about rules changes, this time for players racing to ice the puck.

• • •

6. Kevin Bieksa’s(notes) Calf Muscle, 2007

The Vancouver Canucks defenseman missed 47 games after the skate of then-Nashville Predators forward Vernon Fiddler(notes) sliced into his leg and lacerated his calf muscles during a Nov. 2007 game.

Blood filled Bieska’s sock in a gruesome scene, and his career was feared to be over. But he worked through a long, experimental rehab process to get back on the ice and be a productive player for the franchise.

(Honorable Mention: Teemu Selanne(notes) slicing his own leg with his skate and missing over a month in 2008; and Jamie Heward(notes) getting sliced on the face by Mike Modano’s(notes) skate in 2006.)

• • •

5. Patrice Bergeron’s(notes) Concussion, 2007 

Any number of concussions in the last 10 years could make this list (Eric Lindros’s in 2000 at the hands of Scott Stevens, for example), but few combine the brutal nature of the injury and the controversy about the legality of hitting in the game better than Bergeron’s. The bright young star for the Boston Bruins was driven into the end boards from behind by Randy Jones(notes) of the Philadelphia Flyers in Oct. 2007, suffering a broken nose and Grade III concussion.

Bergeron would miss the remainder of the season and make a long journey back from post-concussion syndrome. Jones, meanwhile, only received a two-game suspension from the NHL, as discipline czar Colin Campbell said that Jones delivered "a hard check to a player who was in a vulnerable position" but didn’t intend to injure him.

The Bruins’ faithful disagreed with the brevity of that suspension, which manifested itself in March 2009 when announcer Jack Edwards cackled manically about a borderline check on Jones during a Flyers/Bruins game.

• • •

4. Bryan Berard’s(notes) Eye, 2000

One of the most career-altering injuries on the list. In March 2000, while a member of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Berard’s right eye was clipped by the stick of then-Ottawa Senators winger Marian Hossa(notes). (Apologies for the poor video quality.)

The eye was slit on sclera, and there was fear he’d lose it along with this career. After several surgeries (and a tidy $6.5 million insurance settlement), Berard had 20/600 vision in his eye which was elevated to an NHL-required 20/400 with the use of a contact lens. He missed a full season, rehabbed for a comeback, and played the rest of the decade through back injuries and an embarrassing drug test failure.

• • •

3. Richard Zednik’s(notes) Neck, 2008

The fact that this all-time ghastly scene isn’t at No. 1 is a testament to the all-time ghastly scenes that ranked ahead of it. Because few hockey fans will forget the first time they witnessed the Florida Panthers‘ winger getting his throat slashed by the skate of teammate Olli Jokinen(notes) in Feb. 2008:

This video capture that flew around the Web said it all. The official diagnosis was a slashed carotid artery, and Zednik lost five pints of blood.

He was eventually discharged from the hospital, missed the rest of the 2007-08 season and returned the following year for the Panthers. Over 20,000 fans sent get-well messages to the Panthers’ Web site for Zednik. Like other incidents on this list, it sparked a League-wide debate, this time regarding neck guards for NHL players.

• • •

2. Steve Moore’s Neck, 2004

We’re running our all-decade lists through the end of December. Sadly, this will not be the last time you see this tragic moment in NHL history mentioned as a low-point for the League.

It was March 8, 2004. The Vancouver Canucks were looking for vengeance after Colorado Avalanche forward Steve Moore checked captain Markus Naslund(notes) near the head in a previous game. One game had already passed between the teams, but this contest would find Todd Bertuzzi(notes) viciously attacking Moore from behind because … well, the courts haven’t determined that yet:

You know the aftermath: The sucker-punch fractured Moore’s vertebrae, cut his face and gave him a concussion; his NHL career was finished. Bertuzzi, after tearfully apologizing, was suspended indefinitely by the NHL as the incident received coverage from ESPN to The Today Show. Bertuzzi ended up missing 20 games along with the locked-out NHL season. Visit CBC Sports for complete coverage of this landmark incident that’s still being litigated in the courts.

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1. Trent McCleary’s Tracheotomy, 2000

Yes, it takes an emergency, life-saving tracheotomy to top this horrific list.

Trent McCleary was a center for the Montreal Canadiens. In Jan. 2000 against the Philadelphia Flyers, he went down to block a Chris Therien shot and took a puck to the throat.

According to Web MD:

McCleary very quickly got to his feet and skated toward the trainer. Because the puck had collapsed his windpipe he could not breathe. He was carried off the ice, and lost consciousness while in the tunnel. He easily could have died that night, but he was rushed to a hospital, and had an emergency tracheostomy within 10 minutes of leaving the arena. He remained in critical condition before being upgraded to stable condition on Feb. 1.

The injury cost McCleary his hockey career, after his air passage was 15 percent narrower than before.

Let’s hope we don’t see any of these reoccur in the next 10 years.

Puck Daddy’s Best & Worst of the Decade lists will run on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday through the end of 2009. (Yes, that includes holidays; cynical appraisal never sleeps.)

ECHL team honors Michael Jackson with jersey, white glove

Sean Leahy | October 29, 2009

One thing to expect from minor league sports is the array of horrendous-looking jerseys teams will wear as part of special promotions.

The Las Vegas Wranglers donned prison-inspired jerseys last year as part of "Rod Blagojevich Night", honoring the disgraced former Illinois governor. Then there was the sight for sore eyes that the Milwaukee Admirals team wore to pay homage to "Major League"/"Mr. Belvedere" star and legendary Milwaukee Brewers announcer Bob Uecker. Oh, and the Quad City Mallards must have just gotten done watching "Unforgiven" or "High Noon" and decided to dress up as cops from a John Wayne movie.

In keeping with this glorious tradition, the Bakersfield Condors of the ECHL have decided "This Is It" and will be honoring late music icon Michael Jackson with their "King of Pop Jersey Raffle & Auction" Friday night when the team faces off against the Utah Grizzlies.

They will wear oh-so-perfectly themed King of Pop jerseys (production art here), modeled above by team captain and Anaheim Ducks prospect Shawn Weller(notes) — sweaters that could give those Don Cherry Military Night jerseys a run for most nightmarish red hockey formalwear.

To further the promotion, Bakersfield players will wear one white glove during the game, like the one Ducks prospect Maxime Macenauer(notes) broke in during practice on Thursday.

Plus, if your name happens to be "Michael Jackson" or "Billie Jean", then you get a free ticket. Apologies to anyone named "Macaulay", "Webster" or "Bubbles" — you’ll need to drop some cash for ducats.

Lest we forget, this week is the opening of the Michael Jackson concert movie, "This Is It". As with most of these funky jersey promotions, the Condors’ sweaters will be auctioned off to benefit Children’s Miracle Network.

Minor League Malarkey focuses on the goofy world of minor-league hockey. Know of a quirky upcoming hockey promotion? Drop us a line at puckdaddyblog@yahoo.com. H/T to Icethetics for finding these memorable jerseys.

Puck Previews: Price vs. struggling Nucks; Razor loses fan wager

Greg Wyshynski | October 7, 2009

Here are your Puck Previews: Spotlighting the key games in NHL action, news and views as well as general frivolity. Make sure to stop back here for the nightly Three Stars when the games are finished.

Preview: Montreal Canadiens (2-1-0) at Vancouver Canucks (0-3-0), 10 p.m. EST. It’s been a gloomy start for the Canucks, but help has arrived in the form of the Habs. As Nucks Misconduct points out: Vancouver has won seven straight against Montreal on home ice, and is on a 10-1-1 streak overall against the Canadiens. One variable in play: Carey Price(notes) makes his first NHL start in his native B.C. and will have friends and family in the building.

Preview: Phoenix Coyotes (1-0-0) at Pittsburgh Penguins (2-0-0), 7:30 p.m. EST. The undefeated Coyotes (c’mon, savor it) played a scrappy game in their win against the Kings, but the penalty killing is a concern. The Pens are 1-for-5 in two games with the man advantage. Brent Johnson(notes) is between the pipes tonight for Pittsburgh, because Dan Bylsma evidently doesn’t believe our fantasy team needs a win from Marc-Andre Fleury(notes)

Evening Reading

• Announcer Daryl Reaugh guaranteed a win by the Dallas Stars over the Nashville Predators. It didn’t happen. Now, Razor is making good on his promise by giving every Stars fan with a ticket stub from that game a voucher for a free ticket to their next game against the Preds or the following game against the Kings. Awesome story, awesome PR. [Razor With An Edge]

• Why Matt Smaby(notes) was sent to the AHL by the Tampa Bay Lightning. [Lightning Strikes]

Alexander Ovechkin(notes) is on pace to score 137 goals this season. We haven’t researched it, but it sounds like a record. We think. [THN]

Washington Capitals Coach Bruce Boudreau on Tom Poti(notes) and John Erskine(notes): "One was in denial about having a bad game and one wasn’t." No elaboration. [In The Room]

Donald Brashear(notes) of the New York Rangers is looking forward to returning to DC. A little too much. [Daily News]

• "Kevin Weekes and Darren Dreger will debut as NHL Network analysts Wednesday night, joining ‘On The Fly; to provide their insight on the NHL." Coolness. [NHL]

Milan Lucic(notes) on why he stayed with the Boston Bruins and his hockey philosophy: "For me, it’s that straight-line game, meat and potatoes, getting the puck in deep and getting rid of it, not being too fancy. So I’ve got to stick to that in order to be successful." [Boston.com]

Dave Scatchard(notes) is a Nashville Predator. [On The Forecheck]

Puck Buddy Comment of the Day: One of our favorite people, Dany Heatley(notes) Speedwagon, on the Zdeno Chara(notes) ESPN photo –

"Then one day fuzzy bunny noticed there was fur, where there wasn’t fur before.

/my eyes, goggles do nothing!"

Bold Prediction: Bill Guerin(notes) find the back of the net tonight for the Penguins.

Puck Headlines: Coyotes draw flies; Penguins’ rings, predictions

Greg Wyshynski | September 16, 2009

Here are your Puck Headlines: A glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

• National and local media are all over the poor turnout for the Phoenix Coyotes exhibition game last night, which wasn’t promoted by the team at all. Still, expect more of the same this season in Coyotes attendance … although they might draw more fans than protest signs for opening night. (Good dust-up on Twitter today about how much to read into preseason gate numbers. Phoenix is a special case, but overall they don’t indicate anything about a market’s viability in comparison to the games that count.) [My FOX Phoenix]

• Meanwhile, the Glendale city council sided with the NHL’s bid last night. Owner Jerry Moyes argues "this team is going to be gone in a year." [Globe & Mail]

• Did the Montreal Gazette correct its own story on the Andrei Markov(notes)/captaincy we passed along yesterday? Gazette blog Habs Inside/Out reported yesterday that Markov said he never was offered the ‘C’ for the Montreal Canadiens, and the paper ran a longer story on this issue today with more denial from Jacques Martin. [Habs Inside/Out]

• Remembering Boston Bruins announcer Fred Cusick. Stop back later today on Puck Daddy for our own tribute to the legend. [Boston.com]

• Some of the Washington Capitals are unhappy about the fake Twitter accounts that parody their personalities, claiming even family members have been confused. The solution: The Caps want every player to sign up for official, verified accounts. If this in any way affects the unbridled joy of the "Alex Semin" feed, we’re marching on Washington. [Washington Post]

Jeremy Roenick(notes) calls Milan Michalek(notes) "one of the most talented players" he’s ever played with, but calls him out for his work ethic. JR says the San Jose Sharks and Ottawa Senators both won the Dany Heatley(notes) trade. [RoenickLife, H/T Puck Buddy Ivan]

• The Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup rings that Sidney Crosby(notes) helped design are "larger than any in the history of Stanley Cup-winning teams." [Tribune-Review]

• Five bold predictions for the Penguins’ Cup defense this season. Crosby scores over 40 goals? The Pens have a better season than their Cup victory season? Whoa. [Pensburgh]

• Pittsburgh Penguins GM Ray Shero goes in-depth about how trades happen and his process for figuring out who to target on other teams. Solid stuff. [FanHouse]

• Already offensively challenged this season, the New Jersey Devils will be without Patrik Elias(notes) for up to six weeks after groin surgery. This follows a June surgery that "repaired a torn labrum, a tear in his adductor muscle and an impingement on his hip." Normally we’d be concerned, but c’mon: Dude beat the Hep. [Fire & Ice]

Pascal Leclaire(notes) makes his debut, beginning the long for every for the Ottawa Senators goalie from preseason promise to fans calling for them to be placed on waivers as statistically disappointing and financially untenable failures. [Sun Media]

• Elliotte Friedman on the meeting between the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Boston Bruins tonight, a.k.a. the Kessel Bowl. Latest rumored offer from the Leafs: "Two first-rounders, a second-rounder and a player." We’re guessing a player that isn’t making $5 million a season. [CBC Sports]

• Nice rundown of what the Nashville Predators should or should not offer for Kessel, assuming they’re in the hunt. Man, giving up on that Jonathan Blum would be a mistake. [On The Forecheck]

Mike Richards(notes) learned a thing or two about a thing or two last season when it comes to being a mature captain in the National Hockey League. The Philadelphia Flyers continue to really, really impress you the more you look at them. [Philly.com]

Trevor Linden(notes) digs the fighting in NHL10. [THN]

• HF Boards member RazorRamon crafted this instant classic from those USA Hockey photographs that just keep on giving. It’s from a thread called "Turkey Girl’s Dollhouse (and other favourites)" that’s pretty much the greatest thing on the Internet right now, if that’s what you’re into. 

• Red Wings general manager Ken Holland and captain Nicklas Lidstrom(notes) were each given a key to Traverse City. Holland accepted the gift after reassurance it wouldn’t count against the cap. [NHL]

• Attempting to malign the coaching style of Alain Vigneault makes him slightly agitated. And you wouldn’t want to see him slightly agitated. [Nucks Misconduct]

• Two of our favorite people, Patrick Hoffman and B.D. Gallof, talk about BD’s new venture HockeyIndependent.com, which is a team-oriented network that sounds like it has some pretty interesting bells and whistles planned. [Goal Line Report]

• Also, please welcome Zambonic Youth to the blogosphere. [Zambonic Youth]

• Razor talks about playing with Patrick Swayze’s stunt double from "Youngblood." [Razor With An Edge]

• Mr. Kristy Yamaguchi retires after 17 NHL seasons. [CBC Sports]

• Sometimes, our stories get linked in fascinating places. So as a political junkie, it’s pretty cool to see our dynamic pricing piece linked on Matthew Yglesias’s blog. [Yglesias]

• Guy Carbonneau, Glenn Healy and Kevin Weekes(notes) join Hockey Night In Canada. Which means Don Cherry’s still the best coach and Kelly Hrudey’s still the best goalie on HNIC. [CBC Sports]

• Finally, Taylor Pyatt(notes) takes his aggressions out on Colten Teubert(notes). Ouch. [HockeyFights]