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Five reasons why Nashville announcer Paul McCann loves hockey

Greg Wyshynski | December 20, 2009

(Ed. Note: Our series "5 Reasons I Love Hockey" features puckheads from all walks of life revealing five things that either made them a fan or that keep them watching hockey. It will run every weekend. Have a suggestion for a "5 Reasons" guest blogger? Hit us on email. Enjoy!)

Talk about dedication to the team: Paul McCann is the PA announcer for the Nashville Predators, as well as a blogger on HockeyBuzz and the co-owner/co-host of HockeyBuzz Radio, a great hockey talk show heard on SportsRadio 560 in Nashville.

McCann’s a die-hard hockey fan in an "non-traditional" hockey market, so we wanted to find out more about the man behind the mic. Here are Five Reasons Paul McCann Loves Hockey:

1.  Passion

As a small boy, the first thing about this great sport that grabbed me was the passion of the game, he passion of the players, players who show that they just don’t seem to have the capacity to play at half speed, be it pre-season, regular season, or playoffs. The passion of the fans that find a way to be there, supporting the boys, letting anyone know who they root for with a full-throated fury. The passion of the professionals in the broadcast booth and the front office who are constantly sharing their love for a game that not everyone understands.

2. Broad Street Bullies

Growing up in Philly, my first memories of the game was listening to Philadelphia Flyers games on my small clock radio, listening to the voice of Gene Hart teaching me (and the rest of the Delaware Valley) the game, gently and with great enthusiasm. I can never hear a goal call without thinking of Hart’s "Clarke scooooores for a case of Tastykake!!!" 

I watched an expansion team grow from doormat to Stanley Cup Champion, watching players with grit and toughness, players that took no grief from anyone on the ice and sometimes off. Going to games at the Spectrum, and especially, cutting school to hop the Hi-Speed Line to Philly for the second cup parade, watching a team bring victory to a city that was starved for a champion. 

3. Family

Hockey is a family where character counts. A family where families are important, where your background can really show if you will be successful playing a game that values team work over all else. I have had many conversations with scouts and coaches at all levels and when talking about a prospect, their family always comes up. How they are, how the prospect interacts with them, let’s face it… anyone who has dragged out of bed to take their kid to a 5 a.m. practice is part of this.

Along with this, one of the joys of this game for me has been how my entire family has taken hockey to their hearts. My eldest, one of the loudest and most passionate fans I have seen, watches the game with his heart, lives and dies with every shift. My middle guy, who has played the game since he was eight and was lucky enough to help propel a team to a state championship last season, I wish that all hockey parents could have that feeling of watching that. My daughter, who knows the game better than a lot of adults, who tagged along to countless travel weekends, cheering on the teams and is one of the biggest fans of the game I know. My wife and partner, how she has supported my dreams in being involved in this great game, how she has driven great ideas in HockeyBuzz Radio and driven me to be better in everything I do.

No other sport seems to have the family connection that hockey does.  Hockey is family.

4. The Miracle on Ice

The 1980 Olympic Team was a revelation.  After years of futility in international competition, the US team finally broke through, beating teams of professionals in one of the most unlikely runs in sports history. It was an odd combination of sport, politics and patriotism. My memories of the day that the miracle team beat the Soviets are still crystal clear, I was a freshman at Catholic University in Washington, DC. The memory of flags flying on hockey sticks hanging from all of the dorms on campus are very vivid, the party on campus that night was amazing…  unfortunately my memories of that party are a little clouded ;)

5. Not being part of hoard

I love that hockey is an underdog where I live. I love that a lot of fans can’t see hockey succeeding in a market like Nashville.  In a football market, it’s tough to be a hockey fan, the main stream media doesn’t understand the game, and worse yet, refuses to learn it. The coverage (when you get any) is slanted, full of half-truths and lacks insight.  In traditional markets it’s easy to be a hockey fan, in a non-traditional market you are looked on as a little off, watching that odd game on the ice. Add to that the attacks you constantly receive from other areas about how hockey doesn’t belong. 

It makes you stronger, it makes you defend more, hold tighter and defiantly show your colors.

Happy Holidays!

The 10 most embarrassing hockey moments of the last decade

Greg Wyshynski | December 19, 2009

 

(No, the first decade of the 21st century doesn’t technically end until 2011. Save your bellyaching. But we’ve had nine NHL seasons and one stolen from us since 1999-2000, and Yahoo! Sports has decided it’s time to rank the best and worst of the last "decade." Enjoy, and snark freely in the comments.)

There are different levels of embarrassment. We’re sure Todd Bertuzzi(notes) was embarrassed when he was suspended for, like, half the decade. We’re sure the NHL’s marketing department was embarrassed when the "My NHL" campaign after the lockout went over about as well as Crystal Pepsi; for some reason, fans didn’t rally behind NHL-hockey-as-a-metrosexual-samurai. We’re sure Gary Bettman was embarrassed when … oh, who are we kidding? Like that shame could ever penetrate that suit.

What we’re dealing with here, for the most part, are reputation-changing events that don’t rise to the levels of extreme violence or overwhelming despair. It’s less "Faces of Death" or the stuff of news documentaries than it is tabloid fodder and blooper reel mainstays.

Sure, there are some serious topics: criminal behavior, reckless indiscretions and decisions that put an individual above the wellbeing of his profession. But there’s also a few goalies letting pucks trickle by them through ineptitude or, in one case, complete egomania.

Here are the 10 most embarrassing on-ice or off-ice moments for hockey in the last decade; please use the comments for what we imagine are about 100 honorable mentions that didn’t make the cut.

10. Vesa Toskala’s(notes) rink-length goal-allowed (2008)

From an optimist’s perspective, New York Islanders defenseman Rob Davison(notes) scored the longest shorthanded goal in NHL history. From a pessimist’s perspective, Toronto Maple Leafs goalie Vesa Toskala let in a 197-foot goal in March 2008 for one of the decade’s most beloved bloopers:

There would be some debate the following season whether a similar goal let in by Ondrej Pavelec(notes) of the Atlanta Thrashers was the bigger goalie goof; but it’s hard to argue against the slow, painful reality of Toskala’s Folly.

9. Being too sexy for the Internet (2007-08)

The social media boom has changed life for both fans and athletes. There were a couple of reminders for NHL players that the Internet is never a safe place for provocative photography.

Granted, the retina-searing image of Columbus Blue Jackets defenseman Mike Commodore(notes) wearing nothing but black boxer briefs and covering himself in $100 bills — bounty from a Super Bowl pool win — was more comical than harmful. But it did spell out the dangers of Facebook, as the photo was posted on a friend of Commodore’s profile; and Commodore did have to respond to the Internet meme because some assumed the photo was mocking the millions he had collected as a free agent with Columbus.

Much more embarrassing was the case of Jiri Tlusty(notes) of the Toronto Maple Leafs. At first, candid photos showing him in suggestive poses with male friends had him fending off rumors about his sexuality.

Then came a cell phone self-photograph on Facebook that Tlusty had sent to a female friend, showing him fully nude in front of a mirror. Lawyers tracked down the images and the Leafs supported the young player, but his name is now synonymous with the "scandalous" images.

Overall, Tlusty’s mistakes were seen as youth indiscretions by an inexperienced professional. Although (the ironically named, in this instance) Damien Cox of the Toronto Star claimed Tlusty soiled "the team’s famous emblem" and "disgraced what was once a Canadian institution."

We assume his editors deleted his lines about locking the impure in the gallows and stoning him to death.

8. Patrick Kane(notes) is arrested and 20-Cent is born (2009)

In Aug. 2009, Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks and his cousin James were arrested and charged with second-degree robbery, fourth-degree criminal mischief and theft of services after allegedly punching a Buffalo cab driver after he didn’t have 20 cents to give them change on their $15 for a $13.80 fare.

The felony robbery charge was dropped, and Kane eventually pled guilty to disorderly conduct on Aug. 27, which is a non-criminal violation.

The fallout, however, was significant for Kane, the Calder Trophy winner for 2007-08. His image was tarnished at the same time it had first graced the cover of a video game (EA Sports’ "NHL 10") and when the Blackhawks were a rising Cup contender. In Buffalo, the locals scorned him by littering his family’s front lawn with dimes. Kane was forced to apologize for the incident at the start of US Olympic orientation camp.

Overall, hockey fans mocked him for an indiscretion, but some felt he had contributed to a "young athletes out of control" trend in pro sports. But mostly, it saddled him eternally with the nickname "20-Cent" and created cottage industry of hilarious T-shirts.

Special consideration for the Canadiens’ rookie purse stealing. Someone else’s purse; not, like, his.

7. The Worst Hockey Fight of All-Time (2006)

With all due respect to Washington Capitals forward Alex Semin and his Marc Staal-shaped bongos, we’re here to celebrate an even more epically awful moment of puck pugilism.

On April 6, 2006, Aaron Downey(notes) of the Montreal Canadiens and Brad Norton(notes) of the Ottawa Senators dropped the gloves. No, seriously, that’s all they did:

Downey and Norton both received 10-minute misconducts for wasting everyone’s time. The punch snobs at HockeyFights.com don’t even list this incident on Downey’s page, insult to fighting that it was.

6. Tie Domi vs. the Philadelphia Flyers fan (2001)

Tie Domi once fought a mascot in the penalty box. So it must have been a bit of a comedown for the Toronto Maple Leafs tough guy when he pummeled a taunting Flyers fan during a March 19, 2001 game in Philly:

From the AP:

Domi, who had just been penalized early in the third period, twice poured water over taunting fans in the front row before the attacking fan, Chris Falcone, jumped from the second row and landed on the glass. Falcone leaned into it while throwing a punch at Domi that didn’t connect. He then fell into the box as Domi grabbed him.

"They threw stuff at me. Once was enough. After the second one, I told the guy in the penalty box that after one more I was going to squirt water. So I squirted water," Domi said. "I mean, I didn’t plan on fighting anybody."

Domi was fined but not suspended by the NHL. It was named one of the greatest athlete/fan interactions of all-time by Maxim.

The incident belongs on this list because it’s embarrassing for any sport to see an athlete attack a paying customer. It’s not higher on this list because — let’s face it — Domi took this sucker old-time hockey style; and because he didn’t go out like a punk like the Rangers and John Tortorella did during their water-bottle incident in the 2009 playoffs.

5. When party photos are taken out of context (various)

As we said earlier: The Internet is a dangerous place for candid photography. Especially when those photos can be used to forward an agenda.

In 2008, members of the Philadelphia Flyers were photographed "crashing" a Temple University frat mixer; later, other candid photos of the Flyers hanging with porn star Gina Lynn surfaced. They combined to reinforce a "party boys" label placed on the locker room for its underwhelming play; a reputation GM Paul Holmgren had to address in the 2009 offseason and one that remained in place during the Flyers 2009-10 season struggles.

Also in 2008, the Montreal Canadiens were hit with similar charges when photos of players drinking and (in goalie Carey Price’s case) smoking were passed around the Web. Fans online suspected the context of most of these images placed them in the offseason; traditional media used them as fodder for why the Habs’ centennial season had gone up in smoke.

Finally, Alex Ovechkin’s(notes) pre-stardom photographs that show him carousing with other Russian players like Andrei Markov(notes) are amusing; less amusing is when they were used as "evidence" in some strange email scam that tried to link the two with the receipt for an expensive night at a strip club. It’s complete bunk … but we still get an email about it every few weeks.

4. Tommy Salo becomes a hero to Belarus (2002)

In the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Swedish goalie Tommy Salo’s head helped Belarus eventually earn a spot in the bronze medal game. One of the all-time Olympic bloopers:

From the AP:

The shot couldn’t possibly go in, but it did. Sweden couldn’t possibly lose, but it did. And the kind of upset that couldn’t possibly happen with NHL players now dominating the Olympics is a reality.

Vladimir Kopat scored on a 70-foot shot that bounced wildly off goalie Tommy Salo’s head with only 2:24 remaining and Belarus scored one of the greatest upsets in Olympic history Wednesday, beating Sweden 4-3 in the hockey quarterfinals.

Ty Conklin’s 2006 goof in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals deserves a dishonorable mention. But it doesn’t top this.

3. Patrick Roy’s Statue of Liberty fail (2002)

THE GOAL COUNTS! THE GOAL COUNTS! THE GOAL COUNTS!

In May 2002, during the Western Conference finals, Patrick Roy of the Colorado Avalanche felt he had stoned Steve Yzerman on a close shot. To taunt the Wings about his utter invincibility, he raised his glove in what’s been called a "Statue of Liberty" pose … only to have the puck drop out and Brendan Shanahan(notes) poke it home.

If St. Patrick’s ego was bruised, he wasn’t about to show it after the game. From Jim Kelley of Sportsnet:

He was "putting a little mustard" on a good save, but it was a devastating miscue, one that gave the Detroit Red Wings new life and, eventually, the Stanley Cup.

The night of that Game 6 loss in Colorado, no one in media expected to see Patrick Roy. Yet he came to his locker, answered most every question with a steely gaze at the questioner and a rock-solid belief that he had done no wrong.

He talked about how he played to win and dismissed criticism of his miscue as if it didn’t even happen. "What goal," he asked when a questioner asked him to recount the circumstances. "Which one do you mean?"

The Wings would go on to hoist something of their own later that postseason.

2. NHLers who gamble with their reputations

What were the odds that Operation: Slap Shot was going to make this list?

The sting operation led by New Jersey State Police exposed a nationwide gambling ring and led to charges against then-Phoenix Coyotes assistant coach Rick Tocchet (who later became head coach of the Tampa Bay Lightning). He eventually made a plea deal that led to two years of probation; his leave of absence and a three-month suspension from the NHL kept Tocchet out of hockey for nearly two years as well.

Also sullied in the investigation: Janet Jones, the wife of Tocchet’s friend and then-Coyotes coach Wayne Gretzky, although she was never charged with any crime. She was, however, alleged to have bet $75,000 on the Super Bowl and $5,000 on the coin toss alone, which was enough for the public to ridicule her and for Gretzky to deny any role in the gambling ring himself.

But Gretzky wasn’t the only big name to deal with a gambling scandal; Jaromir Jagr(notes) faced scrutiny from the IRS for tax debts that may have been fueled by huge losses via Internet betting. Sports Illustrated reported that Jagr cut a deal with the CaribSports site in 2000 that had him repay a $450,000 debt for wagers.

In both cases, no one was accused of betting on hockey. Take that, NBA.

1. Patrick Stefan whiffs at the empty net (2007)

As you can see from the list, there have been plenty of memorable miscues in hockey over the last decade. But few have both influenced a game and defined a career like Patrick Stefan’s botched empty net goal for the Dallas Stars against the Edmonton Oilers on Jan. 4, 2007:

The Stars would win the game in a shootout, 6-5; Stefan’s blooper gifted a point to the Oilers. From the AP:

Dallas rallied from 4-1 down with four unanswered goals, but needed the shootout heroics after Ales Hemsky(notes) tied the game for Edmonton with two seconds left in regulation. Hemsky’s dramatic goal came just moments after Stars forward Patrik Stefan(notes) lost control of the puck in the Edmonton crease, with the Oilers net empty in favour of an extra attacker.

"They may show it a million times for years to come," joked Stefan. "I mean, we came out with the two points so it’s easy to laugh about it right now.

"It’s not like I missed the net, I saw it was bad ice and I had so much time so I just tried to carry it all the way to the net. As soon as I put it on my back hand it jumped over my stick. Not much I can do about that."

A victim of circumstance? Maybe. The bottom line is that there wasn’t a more feeble moment in hockey in the 2000s than Stefan failing to pot a goal into an unguarded net and then tumbling to the ice afterwards. It’s the defining moment for the career of, perhaps, the biggest No. 1 overall NHL Draft bust of all-time. And it’s the most embarrassing moment, on or off the ice, of the last decade.

Friday’s Three Stars: Raymond leads Canucks comeback

Sean Leahy | December 19, 2009

No. 1 Star: Mason Raymond(notes), Vancouver Canucks

Raymond played the hero in Vancouver’s comeback victory over the Washington Capitals with two goals, including the winner with less than seven minutes to play in the third period. His goal late in the second period tied the game at two and his seventh power-play goal of the season was enough to get by the Capitals and put the Canucks one point behind Detroit for eighth in the Western Conference.

No. 2 Star: Jeff Halpern(notes), Tampa Bay Lightning

After being benched by head coach Rick Tocchet against Nashville earlier in the week, Halpern responded tonight with two goals, both in the third period, as the Lightning downed St. Louis 6-3. The veteran Halpern scored the eventual game-winner early in the third period before adding the insurance marker with just under nine minutes to play. The two-point night snaps a five-game pointless streak for Halpern.

No. 3 Star: Ryan Miller(notes), Buffalo Sabres

After getting no help from his offense in a 2-0 loss to Ottawa on Wednesday night, Miller and the Sabres rebounded with a decisive 5-2 win over Toronto. Continuing to make a play at the No. 1 starting job for the U.S. Olympic team, Miller stopped 40 Maple Leaf shots for his 20th win of the season and fourth win in five starts. 

Honorable mention: Congratulations are in order for Toronto Maple Leafs rookie forward Viktor Stalberg(notes), who scored his first career NHL goal against Ryan Miller and Vincent Lecavalier(notes) who, with two assists against St. Louis, hit the 700-point plateau for his career … Martin Brodeur(notes) passed Patrick Roy for the all-time games played record by taking part in his 1,030 NHL contest … Radek Dvorak(notes) and Rostislav Olesz(notes) scored goals 37-seconds apart in the third period and added two assists in Florida’s 6-3 win over the Carolina. Dvorak finished a plus-5 while Olesz was a plus-3. Jordon Leopold, who scored the opening goal for the Panthers, was a plus-4 … Steven Stamkos’(notes) goal early in the second period gave Tampa a 2-1 lead and his empty-net tally with 58 seconds to go sealed the deal against the Blues. Ryan Malone(notes) (two assists) and Martin St. Louis(notes) (goal, two assists) were both a plus-4 … Scoring the bookend goals of the game, David Krejci(notes) started the scoring and ended the regulation scoring in Chicago’s 5-4 shootout win over Boston. His goal with 2:43 to go in the third sent things to overtime before Jonathan Toews(notes) and Patrick Kane(notes) tallied in the shootout giving the Blackhawks the extra point. Chicago goaltender Antti Niemi(notes) wasn’t sharp, but didn’t allow a goal in the shootout to improve his record to 7-1-1 … Despite being knocked into the Canucks bench, Washington’s Brooks Laich(notes) earned a plus and an assist on Alex Semin’s goal in the first period:

Did you know?: Ottawa has now lost their last nine games against New Jersey dating back to October 2007. (AP)

Dishonorable mention: Senators defensemen Filip Kuba(notes) and rookie Erik Karlsson(notes) were both a minus-3 against the Devils. Karlsson has only been a plus-player in two out of his 20 games this season … Cam Ward(notes) was pulled before the third period after allowing five goals on 26 shots against Florida. Ward’s won just once in his last 15 starts … Vesa Toskala(notes) now has another blooper to replace Rob Davison’s 190-foot goal from almost two years ago. His poor handling of Toni Lydman’s(notes) shot in the second period against Buffalo opened the floodgates for the Sabres as they would score twice more in the following six minutes, giving them four for the period. Friday’s game was the fourth time in their last eight that the Maple Leafs have allowed five or more goals.

The most lopsided NHL trades of the last decade

Greg Wyshynski | December 17, 2009

 

(No, the first decade of the 21st century doesn’t technically end until 2011. Save your bellyaching. But we’ve had nine NHL seasons and one stolen from us since 1999-2000, and Yahoo! Sports has decided it’s time to rank the best and worst of the last "decade." Enjoy, and snark freely in the comments.)

We know what you’re thinking: Will there be a separate list for the trades Mike Milbury wasn’t involved in?

Sure, the former New York Islanders GM appears multiple times on the following countdown of the most lopsided trades of the last decade. It’s also not exactly a spoiler alert to say that Joe Thornton(notes) appears on the list, too. But in looking back at the biggest fleecings of the 2000s, there were some epically wrongheaded moves that don’t ensure either Mad Mike or Jumbo Joe end up at the top spot.

In assessing these deals, we were looking at what was known about the players involved at the time; the motivations behind the trade; the impact on the respective teams and, in hindsight, the level of talent that actually changed hands.

For example, we were tempted to put the trade of Robert Lang(notes) to the Detroit Red Wings on this list because it resulted in the Washington Capitals getting Tomas Fleischmann(notes) and eventually drafting Mike Green(notes). But Lang had a couple of Lang-like years for Detroit while the Capitals found an all-star at the bottom of the first round. So it’s not the complete whiff some that some of these other gems are.

Here are the 10 most lopsided trades of the last decade …

10. Atlanta Thrashers trade Marian Hossa(notes) and Pascal Dupuis(notes) to the Pittsburgh Penguins for Angelo Esposito(notes), Colby Armstrong(notes), Erik Christensen(notes) and a first-round draft pick (Daulton Leveille). (Feb. 26, 2008)

There were plenty of questions about the Penguins giving too much here for a rental. Kevin Dupont, writing on NBC Sports, was weary of the deal:

They gave up a lot of equity, in terms of player talent, for what could be a very short-term rental. That’s right, all of 127 days from acquiring Hossa, and giving up the likes of Angelo Esposito, Colby Armstrong, Erik Christensen and a first-round draft pick, the Pens could see him walk out of town for good, and for little more than a handshake as he gets into the cab to take him to the airport.

Well, Hossa ended up doing just that … but he also had 26 points in 20 playoff games to help the Penguins to the conference title. Dupuis is still thriving for Pittsburgh.

As for the Thrashers, they’ve seen Esposito bust with injuries, they traded Christensen and watched Armstrong become an offensive enigma. The pick, Daultan Leveille, is still playing for Michigan State.

9. Atlanta Thrashers trade Braydon Coburn(notes) to the Philadelphia Flyers for Alexei Zhitnik(notes). (Feb. 24, 2007)

Another masterpiece from Don Waddell, GM of the Thrashers. Coburn was a 21-year-old rugged defenseman who wasn’t getting solid ice time. Zhitnik, 34, started the season on the Islanders, was traded to the Flyers and shipped to the Thrashers.

Coburn would soon develop into one of the league’s best two-way defensemen, especially after being teamed with Kimmo Timonen(notes). Zhitnik was a mega-bust for Atlanta, tallying eight points in 65 games the following season before getting his contract bought out. He’s now the captain for Dynamo Moscow in the KHL.

8. Buffalo Sabres trade Chris Gratton(notes) and a 2004 fourth-round pick (traded to Edmonton, who drafted Liam Reddox(notes)) to the Phoenix Coyotes for Danny Briere(notes) and a 2004 third-round pick (Andrej Sekera(notes)). (March 10, 2003)

Gratton’s been passed around so much in his NHL career that he’s eligible to be the punch line of a Sean Avery(notes) locker room joke.

In 2002-03, he had 44 points in 66 games for the Sabres before the Coyotes came calling; he had one point in 16 games for Phoenix after the trade, followed up 29 in 68 games the next season. He was eventually traded to the Colorado Avalanche in a deal for Keith Ballard(notes) and Derek Morris(notes); Colorado also acquired a pick that would become Paul Stastny(notes). Ouch.

Briere went on to become a 90-point player for the Sabres, albeit briefly.

7. Philadelphia Flyers traded Patrick Sharp(notes) and Eric Meloche(notes) to the Chicago Blackhawks for Matt Ellison(notes) and a 3rd round selection in 2006. (Dec. 5, 2006)

Now, this could have easily been the Blackhawks stealing Kris Versteeg(notes) from the Boston Bruins in exchange for Brandon Bochenski(notes) in 2007. But Flyers Goal Scored By … offers compelling evidence that this is the bigger fleecing:

After two good seasons playing in Hockey East, Sharp turned pro and joined the Phantoms for what would have been his junior year in college. The next season he split time between the Flyers and Phantoms pretty evenly, and the during the lockout he helped the Phantoms win the Calder Cup with 21 points in 21 playoff games after a 53 point regular season. And then when Sharp finally looked ready for the big leagues Bobby Clarke made one of the bigger mistakes of his tenure and traded him away for a guy that is now in the KHL and a third round pick that we then traded to Montreal for two other picks, who turned out to be current Phantom Jonathan Matsumoto(notes) and busted goalie Jakub Kovar.

[...]

He’s exactly the kind of guy you want sitting next to you on the bench, which is the type of guy the Flyers have traditionally tried to acquire, not tried to deal away for a Guns ‘n Roses poster and half used phone card.

Especially when it’s a poster for "Chinese Democracy."

6. New York Islanders trade Roberto Luongo(notes) and Olli Jokinen(notes) to the Florida Panthers for Mark Parrish(notes) and Oleg Kvasha. (June 24, 2000)

There are going to be people who believe this trade should be much, much lower on the list, and we get that. But bear with us.

Luongo was 20 years old and had played 24 games for the Islanders at the time of the trade, which is to say he wasn’t ROBERTO LUONGO yet. Jokinen was 21, on this second NHL franchise and hadn’t cracked 30 points yet. Trading both players were egregious errors in judgment that will haunt Mike Milbury’s career as an NHL executive. But the real mistake was committing to Rick DiPietro in the draft when there was already a goalie many felt was a future star in the system.

But the reason this isn’t closer to Numero Uno is that Parrish and Kvasha weren’t exactly Matt Ellison-level busts for New York. Parrish became a 30-goal scorer during five productive seasons on the Island. Kvasha was a serviceable player for five seasons, too. In hindsight, it’s ridiculously lopsided. But in context, it’s not as bad as any of the top five.

5. Boston Bruins trade Joe Thornton to the San Jose Sharks for Marco Sturm(notes), Wayne Primeau(notes) and Brad Stuart(notes). (Dec. 1, 2005)

Like this trade, for example. Thornton was bitter after becoming a scapegoat for the team’s disappointing play in 2005, traded to the Sharks after signing a contract extension with the Bruins. Nothing like anger as a motivator: He had 92 points in 58 games for the Sharks that season, winning the Hart Trophy and establishing himself as an elite center during his time in teal.

There’s no question Sturm (27) and Stuart (26) were important pieces for the Sharks. But Bruins GM Mike O’Connell failed to get an impact player on the level of Thornton or a blue-chip prospect; settling for a bunch of complementary pieces at a lower cost.

In the interest of equal time, Eric McErlain’s post on the post-Thronton Bruins; resurgence puts the real impact of this trade in a different light:

Consider for a moment that Thornton hadn’t been traded. Without the deal, there’s no free agent cash for Savard and Chara, and in the case of the latter, perhaps we should ask Boston goalie Thomas what sort of contribution the 6′9" Slovak defenseman makes to keeping the team’s goals against per game the best in all of hockey (2.00).

Normally, I’m not a fan of trading a quarter for two dimes and a nickel, but you have to be impressed with how the franchise parlayed the return from the Thornton trade into a number of serviceable players. For starters, ex-Shark Marco Sturm is the same player he’s always been, a steady two-way forward good for nearly 30 goals per season.

Fair points. But still a bum deal.

4. Pittsburgh Penguins trade Jaromir Jagr(notes) and Frantisek Kucera to the Washington Capitals for Kris Beech(notes), Michal Sivek, Ross Lupaschuk(notes) and future considerations. (July 11, 2001)

The hindsight on this one is interesting, as Jagr requested a trade from then-General Manager Craig Patrick for the betterment of the franchise, as he felt the team could use the salary they spared to sign other vital players like Alex Kovalev(notes). He also thought he was bluffing.

Patrick didn’t, evidently.

But no matter how Jagr was traded, the return for arguably the biggest star in the League at that point was nothing short of putrid. Beech became a journeyman. Sivek played 38 games in the NHL; Lupaschuk played three.

Still, Craig Patrick remained high on these bums even after Jagr moved on to the Rangers. From the Post Gazette:

Beech — "He’ll have a good career ahead of him. … He understands the game defensively a lot better than he did when he first turned pro."

Lupaschuk — "I think he’s doing fine. … I like the way he’s coming along. He’s got a great skill level."

Sivek — "His progress has been stunted a little bit, but we definitely see him as a prospect to play in the National Hockey League."

Not everyone who has followed the pro careers of Beech, Lupaschuk and Sivek shares Patrick’s upbeat perspective. In Wilkes-Barre, the talk is of Beech’s inconsistency, of the way Lupaschuk’s offensive game has deteriorated while his defensive work remains suspect, of Sivek’s lackluster work ethic.

Score one for the downbeat. Now, there will be some who believe the 2004 trade of Jagr for Anson Carter(notes) belongs here, too. But that was a cash dump that freed the Washington Capitals from Jagr’s sullen mood and contract while helping the Rangers. From CBC Sports:

Speculation had New York and Washington close to completing a trade last July, then resuming talks in November. At the time, however, Jagr reportedly was reluctant to waive the $11 million US option year on his current contract.

Under the terms of this deal, the Capitals will pay $20 million of the $44 million remaining on Jagr’s seven-year, $77-million contact. The Rangers will pay the rest.

Not nearly as lopsided a deal that the initial trade was, no matter Jagr’s output in D.C.

3. New York Islanders trade Zdeno Chara(notes), Bill Muckalt and first-round pick in 2001 Draft (Jason Spezza(notes)) to the Ottawa Senators for Alexei Yashin(notes). (Nov. 9, 2001)

From CBC Sports:

Islanders GM Mike Milbury, meanwhile, has made a deal that could salvage his managerial reputation, which has been damaged by a series of ill-advised trades, in landing an elite impact player entering the prime of his career – or he could have saddled himself with a big headache while passing up on one of the best prospects to come out of Canada in some time.

If you guessed ‘B’, congratulations.

Senators fans had turned on Yashin after he demanded a trade and sought to renegotiate his contract after seemingly every season. The franchise no longer considered him a cornerstone. Chara was a hulking defenseman with raw talent. Spezza was as blue-chip a prospect as they come.

The Islanders? They decided to build around a player with undeniable offensive flourish (40 goals, 88 points in the season before the trade) but one whose attitude could rightfully be questioned. Then they gave him a contract that still counts against their cap while he toils in the KHL.

Forget the transfer of talent between the teams; the Islanders’ misguided commitment to Yashin earns this a lofty place on the list.

2.  Calgary Flames trade Marc Savard(notes) to the Atlanta Thrashers for Ruslan Zainullin. (Nov. 15, 2002)

The placement of this trade on the list can be summed up in two words: "Ruslan Zainullin."

Forget that Savard became one of the best pivots in the NHL, collecting assists like frequent flier miles for the Thrashers and the Bruins. The fact is that the Flames moved a promising, NHL-level asset for a player originally drafted by the Tampa Bay Lightning who never left Russia for the NHL. 

Granted, the Flames were in a tough spot because Savard had been feuding with Coach Greg Gilbert. Then again, Gilbert was fired two weeks after the trigger was pulled on this deal. Whoops.

1. Florida Panthers trade Roberto Luongo, Lukas Krajicek(notes) and a sixth-round pick (Sergei Shirokov(notes)) to the Vancouver Canucks for Alex Auld(notes), Bryan Allen(notes) and Todd Bertuzzi(notes). (June 24, 2006)

A trade made on the eve of the NHL Draft, it’s the worst deal in the history of hockey.

That’s not our assessment. That’s what then-Florida Panthers GM Jacques Martin said about the trade in a 2007 radio interview, a claim he refused to back down from. Who are we to argue with that expertise?

Again, there were no illusions about the goaltender Roberto Luongo was at that time or the one that he would become. Just like there were none about the miles on Bertuzzi’s body as a 30-year-old power forward, who ended up playing an astoundingly bad seven games for the Panthers as the centerpiece of this trade.

No contest: It’s the most lopsided trade of the decade.

Puck Headlines: Cherry fights back; Bourque talks Classic

Sean Leahy | December 15, 2009

Here are your Puck Headlines: A glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

-Don Cherry responds to Dr. Charles Tator’s criticism that he is a "negative influence" in the battle against head shots: “I don’t give a [expletive] about him, I don’t give a [expletive] about him.” [Globe & Mail with NSFW audio]

-William Houston reports that CBC head Scott Moore will take to the radio to calm things down and there’s a chance we’ll see a Cherry apology at some point. [Truth & Rumours]

-Tony wants to know if you think the NHL should retire Mario Lemieux’s No. 66 league-wide next to Wayne Gretzky’s No. 99. [The Confluence

-If the Montreal Canadiens had scored during the extra time they received during a clock malfunction at Bell Centre last night, it would have been a mess. Commence conspiracy theories! [Bangin' Panger]

-Ray Bourque talked about the upcoming Winter Classic at Fenway Park in anticipation of this Friday’s "First Skate" featuring Bruins legends. [NESN]

-It’s beginning to look a lot like a hockey rink … [NHL.com]

-Very powerful story of 15-year old midget player in Canada who was paralyzed after a hit last month and his emotional fight to walk again. [Montreal Gazette]

-What a tease. Tonight’s ceremony honoring Hall of Famer Brett Hull at Scottrade Center will be broadcast on Fox Sports Midwest, but the Blues-Flames game following it won’t be. [Blues]

-Boo VERSUS exclusivity! [Frozen Notes]

-Brian Burke tells Pierre LeBrun that the USA Olympic roster is down to "…six guys in play for the last three spots on the team." [ESPN]

-Jonathan Willis talks Team USA goaltending. [The Score]

-Elliotte Friedman talks expansion, referees and more in his latest "30 Thoughts". [CBC]

-When the New Jersey Devils break out their old red and green jerseys on March 17 against the Pittsburgh Penguins, the mask Martin Brodeur(notes) will wear that night will be a replica of the one he wore in his first season in the NHL. [Fire & Ice]

-Carolina has announced that Aaron Ward(notes) has cleared waivers, but goaltender Michael Leighton(notes) has been claimed by Philadelphia. The Boston Bruins now have only a few days to acquire Ty Conklin(notes) thereby ensuring his appearance in the Winter Classic. Your move Chiarelli. [Hurricanes Twitter]

-10 annoying people to sit near at a hockey game. [View From My Seats]

-If you thought Rick DiPietro’s(notes) injury history was lengthy, he’s got nothing on Flyers defenseman Ole-Kristian Tollefsen(notes) who’ll miss the next 3-4 weeks with a knee sprain. [Broadstreet Hockey]

-Jason Spezza(notes) is undergoing tests today to determine the significance of a knee injury he suffered last night against Toronto. [TSN]

-Senators head coach Cory Clouston said the injury could keep the centerman out up to two months. [Ottawa Citizen]

-Adam Proteau places the blame for the woes of the New York Rangers at Glen Sather. In other news, Derek Boogaard(notes) is a large individual. [THN]

-With the Capitals loaning Michael Nylander(notes) to Grand Rapids of the AHL and removing his $4.875 cap hit, here’s a Christmas carol in his honor. [Fight for Old DC]

-Talking with Carolina’s new NHLPA rep, Erik Cole(notes). [Canes Country]

-Looking at options for Edmonton if Nikolai Khabibulin’s(notes) injury is long-term. [Copper & Blue]

-Finally, if the Toronto Raptors are looking for a long-range threat, they ought to take a chance on Mike Komisarek(notes):

Has technology made attending early season games obsolete?

Greg Wyshynski | December 15, 2009

Writing about attendance woes this season is tricky. First, because NHL teams in many U.S. cities traditionally see a spike after the New Year, as tickets are gifted for the holidays and the games gain more vitality; but mostly because in the battle of putting food on the table in a horrible economy and paying $300 for a regular season hockey game, thwarting starvation wins.

That said, there are some points of concern and frustration when looking at current NHL attendance figures — those inflated, inequitable figures that tell us nothing of true turnstile count, of course. There are also a few mysteries, like the Colorado Avalanche’s 13,811 per game.

Adrian Dater of the Denver Post has written about the small crowds for the division leader, noting that the Avalanche and the Calgary Flames drew just 11,448 on Sunday for a "family night" discounted game. Dater has a theory:

One question I have is: has the advent of HDTV made it less imperative to go to the games? Is the picture so good on TV now that, in effect, teams are hurting themselves by looking so good on TV?

Puck Update’s Steven Ovadia takes that theory and upgrades the technology:

And one final possible factor: Are hockey fans changing? Hemisphere Magazine, an in-flight magazine, sent me a link to an article on the NHL’s embrace of the Internet as a marketing tool. I was going to dash off some airline jokes and ask you to imagine I’m reciting them in front of a spotlit brick wall, but instead the article got me wondering if the NHL’s use of the Internet might be hurting regular season attendance a bit. Are these Avs fans home because they’d rather watch the game while posting on Twitter, with GameCenter Live on in the background, in case the Colorado game isn’t great? As amazing as a live game is, do these fans prefer the online experience in some way?

There’s a little more credence to Dater’s theory at the moment. Think of the movies: How many folks are unwilling to pay to see an average film in the theater when a cheap DVD and a booming home theater system beckons in a few months? (Of course, there’s also an entire generation growing up with the notion the Internet has made movies and music free, so why go to the theater anyway?)

But Ovadia’s theory is something the NHL should be thinking about. Technology on television has made the game look great; technology on the Web has provided fans with an immersive, communal experience full of stats and real-time conversation between fans. When "television 2.0" technology combines HDTV with the tools on the Web … well, what would compel someone to leave their house in a Colorado winter for a regular season game then?

If you live in an NHL city and aren’t going: Why not? Has the cost/benefit of staying home to watch the game changed for you as technology has?

Goalie Martin Gerber suffers significant neck injury in KHL

Greg Wyshynski | December 13, 2009

(UPDATE: Good news, as Gerber isn’t injured as first thought.)

Troubling news from the Kontinental Hockey League, as former NHL goalie Martin Gerber(notes) suffered a neck injury while playing for Atlant Moscow — one that’s going to keep him hospitalized for months, according to Russian media reports.

From RussianHockeyFans.net, which has been doing some nice coverage lately of the KHL:

According to a Russian site lifesports.ru during the second period a Vityaz forward ran into Gerber. As a result Gerber ended up lying on the ice. After being tested by the team’s doctors Gerber was put on a wheel stretcher and taken off the ice. He was sent to a Podolsk municipal hospital where he was diagnosed with a compression fracture of the third cervical vertebra.

According to Sovietsky Sport, the injury was a "fracture of the fourth cervical vertebra," but that was a preliminary diagnosis. Gerber was also motionless for a while before being stretchered off (photo and story from SovSport here). He’s due for more evaluation on Monday. 

Gerber signed with Atlant after splitting last season with the Ottawa Senators and Toronto Maple Leafs, as the de facto replacement for Ray Emery(notes) after he signed with the Philadelphia Flyers.

With the Olympics around the corner and Switzerland in the same Group as Canada and the United States, one can’t help but recall Gerber’s epic 49-save performance against the Canadians. With Jonas Hiller(notes) and David Aebischer(notes) likely in the mix, we’re not sure where Gerber placed on the Swiss depth chart; but the severity of this injury would appear to end any chance of Gerber representing his nation again, if he was ever in the mix.

Hopefully he can rehab and earn another sweetheart contract from the KHL, like the tax-free/rent-free deal he reportedly had with Atlant.

Corey Perry giving Steve Yzerman something to think about

Sean Leahy | December 7, 2009

When he was invited to Team Canada’s orientation camp in August, Corey Perry(notes) found himself as one of many players who weren’t already being measured for their Olympic jersey like the Sidney Crosbys, Joe Thorntons or Jarome Iginlas of the world. When the Team Canada roster
predictions began coming out from fans and members of the media, Perry didn’t find himself on many of those lists, but his play this season is making it hard to Canadian executive director Steve Yzerman to not include him on the final list.

Team Canada is expected to announce its Olympic roster on December 31st. Recent rumblings, however, indicate that Hockey Canada may make the announcement on the 30th to not take away from the Canada-USA New Year’s Eve World Junior Championship matchup.

A 19-game points streak that was snapped on Thursday night
along with the fact that Perry is on pace for a career season in goals and points is giving the 24-year old Anaheim forward reason to believe he’ll be representing his country for the first time since the 2004 World Junior Championships.

It’s funny how geography works in hockey. If Perry were American, he’d have a spot guaranteed for him and be relied upon by USA head coach Ron Wilson to help supply the offense for Team USA. Being Canadian, Perry finds himself in a dogfight to make the Team Canada roster that could easily put two teams on the ice in Vancouver that would be considered medal contenders.

If Perry is to make Team Canada, it’s very likely head coach Mike Babcock would keep him together with Ducks teammate Ryan Getzlaf(notes) on a line. Chemistry is crucial for success in a short tournament like the Olympics and as Perry told NHL.com’s Josh Brewster, the Ducks duo could bring an instant familiarity to one of Team Canada’s top lines:

"We came in together and pretty much have done everything together," Perry says, noting that the two are good friends off the ice.  "There aren’t too many games where we’re not playing together and that’s added to the chemistry.  You get to know in the back of your mind where (Getzlaf) is going to be at certain points in the game."

With the NHL playing its last games before the Olympic break on February 14th and Team Canada opening the tournament two days later against Norway, there’ll be little time for chemistry development before the tournament begins. If Team Canada is to win the gold medal in Vancouver, they’ll need every edge they can get trying to fight off contenders like Russia and Sweden while dealing with the pressure of winning on home soil.

Puck Headlines: Ward returns Wednesday; Blues/Star Wars collide

Sean Leahy | December 7, 2009

Here are your Puck Headlines: A glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

-Your Three Stars of the Week: Washington’s Nicklas Backstrom(notes), Stephen Weiss(notes) of the Florida Panthers and Matt Duchene(notes) of the Colorado Avalanche. [NHL]

-Good news ‘Canes fans. Cam Ward(notes) is expected to be in goal Wednesday night against New Jersey after suffering a deep leg laceration on November 7th against Columbus. [Canes Now]

-Live near St. Louis? Like Star Wars? Like dressing up as a Star Wars character in public? Then you’re in luck because it’s "Star Wars Night" as the Blues host Colorado tonight. Anyone in costume can get 50% off a lower bowl ticket for tonight’s game. May the force be with you. [Blues

-In his latest blog, the CBC’s Elliotte Friedman touches on those never-ending Vincent Lecavalier(notes) rumors and his latest "30 Thoughts". [CBC]

-Did Phil Kessel(notes) try to sway Marc Savard(notes) from re-signing with the Bruins? [Stanley Cup of Chowder]

-The story of how the Montreal Canadiens informed Elmer Lach hours before Friday’s centennial ceremony that his No. 16 would be retired to the Bell Centre rafters. [Montreal Gazette]

-Mirtle has a good article on NHL players and how they’re using Twitter that’s worth checking out. Agent Allan Walsh will be doing a live chat on Tuesday discussing social networking and the marketing of NHL players. [Globe & Mail]

-Sitting 11th in the Western Conference, a 1-5-3 record in their last nine games and goaltender Steve Mason(notes) struggling in his sophomore season, Blue Jackets GM Scott Howson gives head coach Ken Hitchcock a vote of confidence: "Hitch is safe. To suggest otherwise is just ludicrous. It has not even entered anybody’s mind. It’s not something we’d even consider." [Columbus Dispatch]

-A new NHL statistic is upon us: Points Per Shift. [On Goal Analysis]

-The third annual Hockey Weekend Across America is set for January 29-31. [USA Hockey]

-Bringing corporate sponsorship to the NHL awards and slapping a big giant Nike swoosh on the Stanley Cup. [Hockey Independent]

-The Hockey News wants to inform you that it’s okay to begin watching Minnesota Wild games again. [THN]

-Mike Chen praises the San Jose Sharks broadcast team of Randy Hahn and Drew Remenda and expains why they’re the best in the NHL. [Kukla's Korner]

-Chris Osgood’s(notes) isn’t happy with his play this season: "For me, personally, I’ve got to get to the level I’ve been in the playoffs for this team right now." [Snapshots]

-Tom Benjamin smelly something fishy about Brendan Shanahan’s(notes) hiring by the NHL. [Canucks Corner]

-Ranking the best managed teams of the past decade. [Bird Watchers Anonymous]

-Finally, here’s video of Brad Stuart’s(notes) big hit on Artem Anisimov(notes) of the New York Rangers last night:

Thursday’s Three Stars: Moulson’s golden; Luongo blanks Flyers

Sean Leahy | December 4, 2009

No. 1 Star: Matt Moulson(notes), New York Islanders

There’s no better Cinderella story in the NHL at the moment than the rise of Matt Moulson. The free-agent pickup, who had one point in his last six games, exploded for a hat trick as the Islanders upended the Atlanta Thrashers 4-1. Atlanta looked to extend its 10-0-0 record when scoring first, but Moulson scored twice in the second period and capped off the trick with less than seven minutes to play in the third period. Moulson leads New York in goals with 14 and is tied with John Tavares(notes) with 22 points for the team lead. 

No. 2 Star: Roberto Luongo(notes), Vancouver Canucks

A night after besting Martin Brodeur(notes) and the New Jersey Devils, Roberto Luongo blanked the Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 for his 49th career shutout. Stopping 29 shots in the final two periods, Luongo continues to prove his case to be the man in goal for Team Canada at the upcoming Olympics in Vancouver. Henrik Sedin(notes) set up two goals, including Willie Mitchell’s(notes) third of the season that opened the scoring midway through the second period.

No. 3 Star: Alexander Semin(notes), Washington Capitals

Back after missing seven games, Semin showed he’s carrying no lingering wrist issues with a four-point performance in a 6-2 rout of the Florida Panthers. Semin tallied twice, scoring the first and last goal for the Capitals on the night. The win puts Washington in a tie with the Pittsburgh Penguins atop the Eastern Conference standings at 40 points.

Honorable mention: Ryan Miller(notes) continued his quest to earn the starting job for the U.S. Olympic team as he stopped 21 Montreal shots for his 16th win as Buffalo defeated the Canadiens 6-2 for its fourth win in a row. Thomas Vanek(notes) assisted on three of the six Sabre goals. …  Oilers goaltender Jeff Deslauriers made 27 saves and Patrick O’Sullivan’s(notes) pair of goals in the second period sunk Detroit 4-1 … Islanders goaltender Dwayne Roloson’s(notes) 26 saves paved the way for his ninth win … Phil Kessel(notes) continued his tear scoring twice in a Maple Leafs win. Kessel now has 10 goals in 13 games. He also won a wrestling match with Columbus’ Kris Russell(notes) in the third period. Jason Blake(notes) also scored two goals, doubling his season total. Making 33 saves in the process, Joey MacDonald(notes) secured his first win since March 27th … With a goal and two assists, Brendan Morrison(notes) had his first multi-point game since November 6th. Semyon Varlamov(notes) stopped 26 Florida shots for his 11th win of the season. Washington improved their record to 5-1-1 without Alex Ovechkin(notes)Sidney Crosby(notes) now has 11 points in his last three games after a two goal-one assist performance against Colorado …  Ducks defenseman Ryan Whitney(notes) played in his 300th NHL game … Ilya Bryzgalov(notes) made 28 saves for the Coyotes and earned his 15th win … Justin Williams’(notes) two goal late in the third period to give the Kings a 6-3 win over Ottawa … Pointless in his last four games, Anze Kopitar(notes) returned to the scoresheet with an assist … If only Jonathan Cheechoo(notes) could play every game against Los Angeles. His goal tonight gives him 20 tallies in 36 career games against the Kings … Mike Fisher(notes) scored his 11th and 12th goals of the year for the Senators … In the game of the night St. Louis beat San Jose 3-2 in the shootout. After being stopped on a 2-on-1 with under a minute remaining, the Blues came back and tied things with seven second left thanks to a desperation slap-shot while shorthanded from Carlo Colaiacovo(notes). T.J. Oshie(notes) would give the Blues the extra point with the winning goal in the shootout … Via the penalty shot, Wayne Simmonds(notes) scored his ninth of the year and fourth in five games:

Did you know?: Philadelphia has now been shutout for in back-to-back games for the first time since February of 2003. (AP)

Dishonorable mention: With their defeat to the Sabres, Montreal has now lost five of their last six while Edmonton’s win gives the Red Wings two wins in their last six games .. Detroit rookie Jakub Kindl(notes) made his NHL debut tonight and finished a minus-two … Maxim Afinogenov(notes) and Ilya Kovalchuk(notes) went a combined minus-six for the Thrashers … Chased yet again, Steve Mason(notes) allowed four Toronto goals on 14 shots. The 2009 Calder Trophy winner has won once in his last seven starts … Down a goal for more than half of the third period, the Colorado Avalanche could only muster a single shot on Marc-Andre Fleury(notes). Paul Stastny(notes), Milan Hejduk(notes), and Matt Duchesne were each a minus-three … The "intent to blow" rule cost the Avs the go-ahead goal in the second period … Corey Perry(notes) saw his 19-game point streak end in 3-1 loss to Dallas. Aside from the defeat, Anaheim will be without Teemu Selanne(notes) who broke his hand after blocking a shot … With six goals allowed tonight, Ottawa goaltender Brian Elliott(notes) let in 13 goals in his past three starts … The Sens could have used some help in the faceoff circle after winning just 19 of 51 draws.